Friday, May 16, 2014

Week 32- I'm honored

I would definitely say the most interesting part of this class this year was making a play we had to renact for the witch trials. Im a good actor. The most boring and useful part are the treasure words, but mainly just the quiz. I never laugh in this class its so boring, jk the hardest i laughed was when we were reading the play were reading now and everyone has different accents! My favorite memory from the class is probably all the funny things that we have done. The best thing about Hudson being the teacher is that she is fun unlike most teachers and we can joke around and still get our work done. You could make things better by playing more games and less packets! Final comments.... Thanks for teaching us stuff I guess.... #jk great job teaching dont leave until im out of this school!

Friday, May 9, 2014

Week 31- Sophopores

Lesson one is never do Ms. Hudson's work She HATES it when you are a successful young child. Mrs. Taylor is retiring so I cant help you in that region. Basically just get your work done and the teachers will like you, except Hudson she would hate you. Do sports! We need more of you in basketball were running low on numbers. Its also good for your record so hint hint play sports. One key thing to remember don't befriend Hudson, she hates all children and would probably possess you. Your welcome for the advice just remember don't do Hudson's work!

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

week 30- I'm lucky

Now that I have been blessed with the luckiness gene I've decided to go gambling for an entire day. I played a texas hold em tournament all day long and bet all in every single hand. Out of the 10 decks i played I had 1 flush and 9 royal flushes! I left with 34 billion dollars, ya I was playing against bill gates... and won Now that Bill Gates has been over ran I must take over his corporation. Because I was so lucky that day I won the company microsoft I also hoped to get lucky with being unlucky to do some experiments. I went bowl a perfect game with my unlucky lucky wish and bowled a gutter every single time. Dont hope to be unlucky kids.

Friday, May 2, 2014

Week-29 The Cage

Me and Nicholas Cage were just minding are own business looking for some treasure when out of nowhere we fell into the ground. Apparently it was earthquake season in Illinois again. So being trapped in an abyss, we had to find our way out. So in many attempts to get out of the abyss we couldnt prevail so we just chilled down there for a while. Suddenly someone yelled down to us to help get us out, and threw a rope down to help us out. Once we were out we noticed the guy was wearing a shirt that had a giant X on it. So we kidnapped him took his treasure and threw him into the abyss. The end

Week 28- Laws

I always hate it when the cops here in Illinois catch me eavesdropping on my own conversation or giving my dog whiskey... or eating at a place that's on fire. I mean cmon man I just want to eat in a place that's on fire, its my preference don't judge me. I dont deserve a class 4 felony for listening to my own conversations Illinois and if I want my dog to drink whiskey, my dog IS going to drink whiskey. Take that corrupt government and your laws that make no sense. I'll see you guys in my next blog I have to go pay my fee for leaving my rhinoceros tied to a parking meter to long....

Monday, April 14, 2014

Week 27- Mistakes

This is going to be hard because i never make mistakes.... ever. Buttt I guess one could be when I took a math class in eight grade that i wasnt really good at. I struggled all year with this class and had my worse grade ever with a D+. Very disappointed with myself i was indeed. I make a lot of mistakes in sports as well but those are minor and dont need to be discussed right now. Back to the major things, like taking classes i dont like and some that i should have last year. I shouldve taken health last year but decided naw brah i wana take it this year caz im that swag. the end

Friday, April 4, 2014

Week 26-Silly Rabbit

So the easter bunny has been kidnapped and brought to leprechaun land. I brought J Swan, Ethan, and Miranda. Jesse was the swole patrol specialist of stealth operations, Ethan was the mastermind, I was the quickness, and Miranda was able to read minds because thats what she said she could do. We would all stray behind jesse who was stealthy enough to slip past even a tigers hearing and knocked out all the guards. Ethan devised our plan to rescue the easter bunny with me quickly running to the room hes kept in. Carrying on with the plan Miranda was sitting down listening to the leprechauns minds and overheard one think what would Master Hudson do if the bunny was kidnapped back. Stone then came back with the easter bunny where Miranda revealed the secret of Hudson. All in shock they turned around to go home where Hudson was standing. Long story short we won the fight and she will no longer be teaching us anymore. Happy fourth of July everybody!