Week 28- Laws

I always hate it when the cops here in Illinois catch me eavesdropping on my own conversation or giving my dog whiskey... or eating at a place that's on fire. I mean cmon man I just want to eat in a place that's on fire, its my preference don't judge me. I dont deserve a class 4 felony for listening to my own conversations Illinois and if I want my dog to drink whiskey, my dog IS going to drink whiskey. Take that corrupt government and your laws that make no sense. I'll see you guys in my next blog I have to go pay my fee for leaving my rhinoceros tied to a parking meter to long....